So today was an awesome and funny day.I woke up next to the boy-f and spent my whole morning and afternoon with him. Burger King and Pinkberry..lol
It was around 4:30 when my day got extremely funny. My mom had me on the hunt with her for a portable air conditioner for her boss. Costco was a bust so we ended up at The Home Depot. So the first white guy we met was very mean and was hmmmm mean lol...
The second guy that approached my mother and I was tall, about 6'3, and reminded me a lot of a teddy bear lol. So we asked for his advice and he gave it but instead of walking away like they are supposed to, he stuck around while my mom and I talked over our decision. We decided on a hybrid fan that weighed like 10 pounds at most lol..
I was fully prepared to hand my keys and phone over to my mom and carry it when he said. "No, I got it."
Mind you, that was AFTER he asked what mobile company I was with and commented that T-Mobile sucked because of its service and that he was going to get the IPhone because it was a lot nicer. He also made sure he mentioned that he is going to pay $700 for it and that he has enough money for it. That was when he asked how old I was and then answered his own question by saying "16 huh? You look young". When I informed his I was 18 his eyes grew wide. In my head I said "O NO..I shoulda lied" lol. Mind you, my mother was standing here this whole time laughing on the inside because she knew he was working so hard for nothing lol. He proceeded to ask what college I attend and flirt his ass off. So he walked us all the way to the checkout chatting my ear off and insisted on holding the box while a female coworker of his scanned it. This female coworker of his I believe, must like him or something cause she was killing him with her eyes..
I thought "uh-oh" and my moms face read "uh-oh" so I avoided looking at her. The whole time he is holding the box other co-workers were calling his name for help and he ignored them. So after that transaction was done he said "Hey, i'll take it to the car" and my mom looks at me like wtf..
But hey, I didnt have to carry it lol. So then he asks what I drive and I tell him then he says "Do u have kids?" OMG...i turned around and was like no wtf lol Then he went on to tell me about a 14 year old girl that came into Home Depot and had two kids already lol.. NOT MY PROBLEM HOMEBOY, MY MOMMA RAISED ME RIGHT!!! So i was still laughing because of this when he slipped in the golden question "Are u single?" I played it off and kept laughing and never answered..
Now mind you, I woke up this morning and pulled on a tank top, shorts, took the wrap off my hair shook it out, and bounced.. No makeup, didnt try to comb my hair, not even any jewelry..
ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I WEAR JEWELRY EVERYDAY!!
I looked a hot mess lol..but i guess he liked it.. eh, too bad i didnt like him lol
Then on the way back from Home Depot my funny moment of the day happened...
FIRST!! let me ask a question, HAS ANYONE EVER EVER SEEN GROWN MEN LINED UP AT AN ICE CREAM TURCK??
As I was turning onto Budlong off of 50th St. I spotted a parked ice cream truck and then saw a group of about twenty or so men LINED UP..i mean waiting for the ice cream truck.. I laughed so hard my body hurted and my mom was bent over from laughter.
I SWEAR that truck was not only selling ice cream if u kno what i mean!!!
O WAT A GOOD DAY LOL
