I'm Back...

So its been almost 3 months since i've blogged...idk y its been so long because many things have happened that I should have blogged about in order to help me vent. 

Firstly, I start my sophomore year of college in 13 days and I honestly couldnt be happier or more excited. I do not like to be at home and the only reason why I have been home all summer doing much of nothing is because of my lil bro. My parents are separated and we have a restraining order on my dad (cause he's a bipolar ass motha'f***A), so i assumed the role of, I guess u can say a parent, because i picked up all the responsibilities that my dad had, i.e paying the bills, watching my bro while my mom is at work, and all household duties. That was my summer in a nutshell. Im restless understandably. 

Second, issues with my mom relating to school have me frustrated and emotional, 

probably what prompted me to blog today.

I'll be blogging more..there's alot i gotta work out with my boy-f and my cousin/

roomie Andrea.

My A.D.D

OK, so i have A.D.D whenever my fave tv shows are on.. For those of you who do not know, A.D.D is Attention-Deficit Disorder which impairs one's ability to sustain focus. My boy-f hates this but he has it also. His always seems to kick in when the Lakers are playing lol.

So today my cousin called me and Gossip Girl was on (thats the white girl in me lol) and i listened for the first minute then my brain went ehhhhh lol

So then I told her my A.D.D was kicking in and she seemed a tad bit annoyed  so im apologizing..

IM SORRY FOR MY A.D.D LOL

BUT U GOTTA LOVE ME DESPITE IT

Y TALK TO ME WHEN IM NOT LISTENING. AT LEAST I DONT LIE AND MAKE U THINK I AM LOL

love ya!!!     =)

Home Depot and an Ice Cream Truck

So today was an awesome and funny day.

I woke up next to the boy-f and spent my whole morning and afternoon with him. Burger King and Pinkberry..lol

It was around 4:30 when my day got extremely funny. My mom had me on the hunt with her for a portable air conditioner for her boss. Costco was a bust so we ended up at The Home Depot. So the first white guy we met was very mean and was hmmmm mean lol...

The second guy that approached my mother and I was tall, about 6'3, and reminded me a lot of a teddy bear lol. So we asked for his advice and he gave it but instead of walking away like they are supposed to, he stuck around while my mom and I talked over our decision. We decided on a hybrid fan that weighed like 10 pounds at most lol..

I was fully prepared to hand my keys and phone over to my mom and carry it when he said. "No, I got it." 

Mind you, that was AFTER he asked what mobile company I was with and commented that T-Mobile sucked because of its service and that he was going to get the IPhone because it was a lot nicer. He also made sure he mentioned that he is going to pay $700 for it and that he has enough money for it. That was when he asked how old I was and then answered his own question by saying "16 huh? You look young". When I informed his I was 18 his eyes grew wide. In my head I said "O NO..I shoulda lied" lol. Mind you, my mother was standing here this whole time laughing on the inside because she knew he was working so hard for nothing lol. He proceeded to ask what college I attend and flirt his ass off.  So he walked us all the way to the checkout chatting my ear off and insisted on holding the box while a female coworker of his scanned it. This female coworker of his I believe, must like him or something cause she was killing him with her eyes..

I thought "uh-oh" and my moms face read "uh-oh" so I avoided looking at her. The whole time he is holding the box other co-workers were calling his name for help and he ignored them. So after that transaction was done he said "Hey, i'll take it to the car" and my mom looks at me like wtf..

But hey, I didnt have to carry it lol. So then he asks what I drive and I tell him then he says "Do u have kids?" OMG...i turned around and was like no wtf lol Then he went on to tell me about a 14 year old girl that came into Home Depot and had two kids already lol.. NOT MY PROBLEM HOMEBOY, MY MOMMA RAISED ME RIGHT!!! So i was still laughing because of this when he slipped in the golden question "Are u single?" I played it off and kept laughing and never answered..

Now mind you, I woke up this morning and pulled on a tank top, shorts, took the wrap off my hair shook it out, and bounced.. No makeup, didnt try to comb my hair, not even any jewelry..

ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I WEAR JEWELRY EVERYDAY!!

I looked a hot mess lol..but i guess he liked it.. eh, too bad i didnt like him lol

Then on the way back from Home Depot my funny moment of the day happened...

FIRST!! let me ask a question, HAS ANYONE EVER EVER SEEN GROWN MEN LINED UP AT AN ICE CREAM TURCK?? 

As I was turning onto Budlong off of 50th St. I spotted a parked ice cream truck and then saw a group of about twenty or so men LINED UP..i mean waiting for the ice cream truck.. I laughed so hard my body hurted and my mom was bent over from laughter.

I SWEAR that truck was not only selling ice cream if u kno what i mean!!!

O WAT A GOOD DAY LOL

MSMC

So I attend this college in Westwood that sits on top of this hill.

All girls, thats what the brochure says, but thats a lie lol

There are guys. Some are gay, some are straight, but none of them jaw-dropping gorgeous or "dateable" though. Luckily for me, when I was deciding what college to go to, I didn't have to worry about meeting guys because I already had a boyfriend. Anyways, I chose MSMC because it was small like my high school. I'm happy I made that choice because I met some awesome girls that I have grown so close to. BUT, like every college, there is drama. Pregnant girls, lesbians, drunken nights...lol

But my funniest memory of MSMC that didn't involve me, lol, was when Andrea and I were walking back from my car and we saw a fellow freshman drive up in her car and turned into the parking lot. A friend of hers was also in the passenger seat. All was normal and she went ahead and popped her trunk. THEN, the unexpected part happened. After the trunk popped, a male teenager of African-American descent hopped out of the trunk and landed in a way that is so funny it is indescribable. The reason why this is so funny is because boys are not allowed to be on campus after a certain time, well except for the boys who dorm there of course. LOL

OMG...u gotta love horny girls lol...the things they do...